在日常的學習、工作、生活中，肯定對各類范文都很熟悉吧。相信許多人會覺得范文很難寫？接下來小編就給大家介紹一下優秀的范文該怎么寫，我們一起來看一看吧。

英語的幽默小故事篇一

the retailer on the right put up huge signs saying, "gigantic sale!" and "super bargains!"

the store on the left raised bigger signs proclaiming, "prices slashed!" and "fantastic discounts!"

the owner in the middle then prepared a large sign that simply stated, "entrance".

幽默故事翻譯：中間戰術

三個互相爭生意的商店老板在一條商業街上租用了毗鄰的店鋪。旁觀者等著瞧好戲。

右邊的零售商掛起了巨大的招牌，上書：“大減價!”“特便宜!”

左邊的商店掛出了更大的招牌，聲稱：“大砍價!”“大折扣!”

中間的商人隨后準備了一個大招牌，上面只簡單地寫著：“入口處”。

英語的幽默小故事篇二

during world war ii, a lot of young women in britain were in the army. joan phillips was one of them. she worked in a big camp, and of course met a lot of men, officers and soldiers.

one evening she met captain humphreys at a dance. he said to her, "i‘m going abroad tomorrow, but i‘d be very happy if we could write to each other." joan agreed, and they wrote for several months.

then his letters stopped, but she received one from another officer, telling her that he had been wounded and was in a certain army hospital in england.

joan went there and said to the matron, "i‘ve come to visit captain humphreys."

"only relatives are allowed to visit patients here," the matron said.

"oh, that‘s all right," answered joan. "i‘m his sister."

"i‘m very pleased to meet you," the matron said, "i‘m his mother!"

幽默故事翻譯：

在第二次世界大戰中，有許多年輕的婦女在軍營中服役。瓊.飛利浦斯是其中之一。她在一個大軍營中工作，當然遇到了許多男士，包括軍官和士兵。

一天晚上她在舞會上遇到了軍官漢弗雷斯。他對她說，“我明天就要出國，但如果我們能夠相互寫信，我會很高興。”瓊同意了，于是他們幾個月里一直通著信。

后來，他再沒有來信。她收到了另一個軍官的信，告訴她，他受傷了，住在英格蘭的某個部隊醫院里。

瓊到了醫院，她對護士長說，“我來看望軍官漢弗雷斯。”

“這里只有親屬可以探望病人。”護士長說。

“噢，是的，”瓊說，“我是他的妹妹。”

“很高興認識你，”護士長說，“我是他的母親。”

英語的幽默小故事篇三

two soldiers were in camp. the first one‘s name was george, and the second one‘s name was bill. george said, "have you got a piece of paper and an envelope, bill?"

bill said, "yes, i have," and he gave them to him.

then george said, "now i haven‘t got a pen." bill gave him his, and george wrote his letter. then he put it in the envelope and said, "have you got a stamp, bill?" bill gave him one.

then bill got up and went to the door, so george said to him, "are you going out?"

bill said, "yes, i am," and he opened the door.

george said, "please put my letter in the box in the office, and..." he stopped.

"what do you want now?" bill said to him.

george looked at the envelope of his letter and answered, "what‘s your girl-friend‘s address?"

幽默故事翻譯：

軍營里有二名士兵，一個叫喬治，一個叫比爾。喬治問：“比爾，你有信紙、信封嗎?”

比爾說：“有。”然后把信紙和信封給了喬治。

喬治又說：“我還沒有筆呢。”比爾又把自己的筆給了他。喬治開始寫信。寫完后把信放進信封里，又問：“比爾，你有郵票嗎?”比爾給了他一張。

這時比爾站起來，向門口走去。喬治問：“你要出去嗎?”

比爾說：“是的。”隨即打開了門。

喬治說：“請幫我把這封信投進辦公室的信箱里，還有...”他停住了。

“你還要什么?”比爾問。

喬治看著信封說：“你女朋友的地址是-?”

英語的幽默小故事篇四

jack had gone to the university to study history, but at the end of his first year, his history professor failed him in his examinations, and he was told that he would have to leave the university. however, his father decided that he would go to see the professor to urge him to let jack continue his studies the following year.

"he‘s a good boy," said jack‘s father, "and if you let him pass this time, i‘m sure he‘ll improve a lot next year and pass the examinations at the end of it really well."

"no, no, that‘s quite impossible," replied the professor immediately. "do you know, last month i asked him when napoleon had died, he didn‘t know!"

"please, sir, give him another chance," said jack‘s father. "you see, i‘m afraid we don‘t take any newspaper in our house, so none of us even know that napoleon was ill."

幽默故事翻譯：拿破侖病了

杰克到一所大學去學歷史。第一學期結束時，歷史課教授沒讓他及格。學校讓他退學。然而，杰克的父親決定去見教授，強烈要求讓杰克繼續來年的學業。

“他是個好孩子，”杰克的父親說：“您要是讓他這次及格，我相信他明年會有很大進步，學期結束時，他一定會考好的。”

“不，不，那不可能，”教授馬上回答。“你知道嗎?上個月我問他拿破侖什么時候死的，他都不知道。”

“先生，請再給他一次機會吧。”杰克的父親說：“你不知道，恐怕是因為我們家沒有訂報紙。我們家的人連拿破侖病了都不知道。”

英語的幽默小故事篇五

the second world war had begun, and john wanted to join the army, but he was only 16 years old, and boys were allowed to join only if they were over 18. so when the army doctor examined him, he said that he was 18.

but john‘s brother had joined the army a few days before, and the same doctor had examined him too. this doctor remembered the older boy‘s family name, so when he saw john‘s papers, he was surprised.

"how old are you?" he said.

"eighteen, sir," said john.

"but your brother was eighteen, too," said the doctor. "are you twins?"

"oh, no, sir," said john, and his face went red. "my brother is five months older than i am."

幽默故事翻譯：五個月大

第二次世界大戰開始了，約翰想參軍，可他只有十六歲，當時規定男孩到十八歲才能入伍。所以軍醫給他進行體檢時，他說他已經十八歲了。

可約翰的哥哥剛入伍沒幾天，而且也是這個軍醫給他做的檢查。這位醫生還記得他哥哥的姓。所以當他看到約翰的表格時，感到非常驚奇。

“你多大了?”軍醫問。

“十八，長官。”約翰說。

“可你的哥哥也是十八歲，你們是雙胞胎嗎?”

約翰臉紅了，說：“哦，不是，長官，我哥哥比我大五個月。”

英語的幽默小故事篇六

a couple had been married for 25 years and were celebrating their 60th birthdays, which fell on the same day.

during the celebration a fairy appeared and said that because they had been such a loving couple for all 25 years, she would give them one wish each.

the wife wanted to travel around the world. the fairy waved her hand, and boom! she had the tickets in her hand.

next, it was the husband‘s turn. he paused for a moment, then said shyly, "well, i‘d like to have a woman 30 years younger than me."

the fairy picked up her wand, and boom! he was ninety.

幽默故事翻譯：慎重許愿

一對結婚25周年的夫妻在慶祝他們六十歲的生日。他們恰好在同一天出生。

慶祝活動中，一位仙女出現了。她說，由于他們是已經結婚25年的恩愛夫妻，因此她給許給這對夫妻每個人一個愿望。

妻子想周游世界。仙女招了招手。“呯!”的一聲，她的手中出現了一張票。

接下來該丈夫許愿了。他猶豫片刻，害羞地說，“那我想要一位比我年輕30歲的女人。”

仙女拾起了魔術棒。“呯!”，他變成了90歲。

英語的幽默小故事篇七

jack hawkins was the football coach at an amercian college, and he was always trying to find good players, but they weren‘t always smart enought to be accepted by the college.

one day the coach brought an excellent young player to the dean of the college and asked that the student be allowed to enter without an examination. "well," the dean said after some persuasion, "i‘d better ask him a few questions first."

then he turned to the student and asked him some very easy questions, but the student didn‘t know any of the answers.

at last the dean said, "well, what‘s five times seven?"

the student thought for a long time and then answered, "thirty-six."

the dean threw up his hands and looked at the coach in despair, but the coach said earnestly, "oh, please let him in, sir! he was only wrong by two."

幽默故事翻譯：他的得數只比正確答案多二

杰克霍金斯是美國一所學院的橄欖球隊教練，他竭力想物色好球員。但是好球員學業不行，院方不愿錄取。

有一天，教練帶著一位優秀的年輕球員去見院長，希望院方同意他免試入學。經過一番勸說后院長說：“那我最好先問問他幾個問題。”

然后他轉向學生，問了幾個非常簡單的問題。可是那個學生一個也答不上來。

最后院長說：“那么，五乘七得多少?”

學生想了很久，然后回答說：“三十六。”

院長攤開雙手失望地看了看教練。可是教練認真地說，“噢，錄取他吧，先生。他的答案只比正確答案多二。”

英語的幽默小故事篇八

one day a lady saw a mouse running across her kitchen floor. she was very afraid of mouse, so she ran out of the house, got into a bus and went to the shops. there she bought a mousetrap. the shopkeeper said to her, "put some cheese in it and you will soon catch that mouse."

the lady went home with her mousetrap, but when she looked in her cupboard, she could not find any cheese in it. she did not want to go back to the shop, because it was very late, so she cut a picture of some cheese out of a magazine and put that in the trap.

surprisingly, the picture of the cheese was quite successful! when the lady came down to the kitchen the next morning she found a picture of a mouse in the trap beside the picture of the cheese!

幽默故事翻譯：勢均力敵

有一天某位女士看到一只老鼠在自家的廚房地板上竄過。她很害怕老鼠，所以她沖出屋子，搭上了公共汽車直奔商店。在那兒，她買了一只老鼠夾。店主告訴她：“放點奶酪在里面，很快你就會逮住那只老鼠的。”

這位女士帶著鼠夾回到家里，但她沒有在碗櫥里找到奶酪。她不想再回到商店里去，因為已經很晚了。于是，她就從一份雜志中剪下一幅奶酪的圖片放進了夾子。

令人稱奇的是，這畫有奶酪的圖片竟然奏效了!第二天早上，這位女士下樓到廚房時，發現鼠夾里奶酪圖片旁有一張畫有老鼠的圖片!

for months i hinted that i needed a new wedding ring, since i had developed an allergy to gold. on my birthday, while i was gardening, my husband asked me for gift suggestions. i held my hands up and said, "well, you‘ll notice that my hands are bare."

later that evening i opened my present with enthusiasm. "happy birthday," he said, as i unwrapped a new pair of gardening gloves.

幽默故事翻譯：園藝手套

幾個月以來，我一直在向丈夫暗示我需要一枚新的結婚戒指，因為我對黃金有點過敏。生日那天，我正在干園藝活時，丈夫問我想要什么禮物。我舉起雙手說：“嗯，你肯定看到了，我的兩手都是光光的。”

那天晚上，我滿懷熱情地拆開了丈夫送的禮物。“生日快樂!”他說。我打開一看：里面包著一雙園藝手套。